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Hunger, cold, men en masse laborers in Europe, women are prostitutes, children given up for adoption in America. There was one Yushchenko riding on a gas pipeline, and the holographic, broadcast from Washington. - Nonsense this your Bach!  - What, in the organ hall go?  - No, Rabinowitz phone nasvistel.  (anecdote) Today purposefully instilled in the citizens of Russia a complete nonsense. It turned out to cheer. Decided, then refurbish the national-true hairstyle. Went to the hairdresser, explained how to cut. Beautician scissors lowered in confusion: "What, like this straight nalyso, only cowlick?" - "Of course! We in Ukraine, still shorn! " For jokes I stole, you know. Hairdresser does not believe, and I begin to be inspired blizzard: a pier, wearing national hairstyles for Ukrainian citizens to male prescribed by law. Chub, forelock, pot - no other options. Compliance with rules prichesochnyh monitors militia. And I must soon return to their homeland - that's his hair cut, so that the customs had no problems. In each restaurant, according to the law, the menu must be fat. On holidays all necessarily wearing vyshivanok. And state officials - every day. And so By the end of my haircut around me gathered the whole team barber. One of the masters timidly interjected: - I have relatives in Chernigov, they sent the photo - there is normal hair ... - Well - condescending answer - it Chernihiv province. There, for the rules are not strictly followed. And in Kiev, the stern! I think the hairdresser will long entertain friends epics of Ukrainian life. This is what I am - new look at Russia now. My current experiment explains a lot. In Russia there is no political news - no one creates and destroys the coalition (without it, frankly, boring, and if something is missing). Only volume emy, government programs, mow, milk yield, leveling the economic situation and a lot of good words about the regional leaders. A central what fine fellows! And Hugo Chavez a clever lad! A lot of bad words (indirect text) - about America. Even more bad (most direct) about Georgia. News "sUkrainy" - a full paragraph. They show in the "Vesti" a meeting of some trade unions. Naturally, in the Maidan. Naturally, the requirements to improve the lives of ordinary people at this moment. All the same, and all the same - bright flags at the bait, matyugalniki, activists, foremen, factory-painted banners. If I had not seen in my time of such meetings, if I did not know who and how to organize ... If I did not know how many years no one, including journalists, zabesplatno for such activities do not go (nema bad). If you have not personally seen later in the Mariinsky park participants divided into teams, considered the head and handed the money ... In general, then I would, perhaps, believe it. That is the hairdresser just believe. Russia's colleagues, what a messy business! I was there every second asks: "What, they say, quite Khan you have there?" - Yes - answer - quite Khan. Hunger, cold, men en masse laborers in Europe, women are prostitutes, children given up for adoption in America. There was one Yushchenko riding on a gas pipeline, and the holographic, broadcast from Washington. Suppose that they want, then think. PS Yes, yes, I know - our journalists, too, burned voltaic arc. But now is not about them.

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